Around mid-day, Mal finally woke up from his sleep.
Mal has the lifetime wish of being the emperor of evil. Therefore, it only makes sense that he wants to get a job in the criminal department.
There wasn’t a job available yesterday, but today, there’s an opening. The classifieds are weird like that.
So while Mal sets down the paper and celebrates by watching TV, work ends for Belle.
After receiving her paycheck, Belle, being good, wants to donate to charity (like Alice famously does). But Belle is tired; getting up early last night didn’t help her much. But I insist that she makes a donation so I can have her do something interesting.
Meanwhile, Mal is watching TV for ideas on potential world domination.
After a while, though, he gets hungry, and gets up to eat something, when he spots…
… the leftover salad from last night.
Having the slob trait, Mal has no qualms about eating the rotting, maggot-infested salad.
After his less-than-nutritious meal, Mal decides to get a head-start on his criminal career with some aerobic exercises…
… followed by some air guitar and gorilla poses.
Mal cools down in the shower, and then plops back onto the couch to watch something… er, non-criminal-related.
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